Live, from Chicago's famous Studebaker Theater, I'm Herringbone Winehouse sitting in for Peter Sagal on Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me. Today's guests have all been rounded up by ICE, so Bill Kurtis and I will exchange obscure yet witty barbs while a sad trumpet plays a downtempo version of the Wait Wait theme in a minor key.
This is Seersucker Van Zandt, and I'm asking you to go the phone...
Paisley Becker?
Yeah, that scans.
Do people just know names of patterns and have a favorite?
Here you go buddy, see if there are any you like
https://www.thespruce.com/guide-to-common-fabric-patterns-and-types-3862921
Yea a lot of people do.
Houndstooth Ididntgetnpr. Reporting.
I'm Calico Morrison, and coming up next on The Delicious Dish, Pete Schweddy returns once again to give us a look at the methods his family has used to raise each pig that goes into a succulent Schweddy Wiener. So stay tuned and open your ears for Schweddy hogs, here on NPR.
First time long time here. Does Pete see the cost of Schweddy Balls going up with current market conditions for North American farmers?
Well I don't see a lot of happy hogs in our future, caller. My balls have never been in greater danger of being trampled by government officials. Imagine all our hogs are one package, and that package is about to be shoved into a dark, dirty, stinking hole. Unless we firmly grab that package and give it some sort of twist, American farmers are going to find it increasingly difficult to raise their hogs in the coming years.
This is Ogee Charanjit, and I'm here with Doris Kearns-Goodwin. We are discussing the unprecedented changes in presidential policy in the last 30 years.
All while set to a disco beat.
I’m Paisley Prine, up next, do podcast belong on the radio? This is NPR.
I'm Tied-dyed Garcia, and this is NPR.
Why do I feel like the music cue after that statement is this.
I'm CADPAT Guthrie and I want to remind you that the second amendment includes liberals
So, dropped this in a friendly meme thread and ended up with myself Solid Steele And my buddy Fuzzy Static. One gpt pass later and this abomination was birthed.
Also, my friend Houndstooth Bowie
Blackwatch Cornell
I'm Deathwatch Gershwin and we are now entering our 3 day fund raising drive.
There's a fun game called "NPR host or Star Wars character?"
See how many you can get right!
Razia Iqbal
Cikatro Vizago
Kai Ryssdal
Ofeibea Quist-Arcton
Douali Xaykaothao
Jek Porkins (lol)
Edit: Answers: only the second one and the last one are from Star Wars. The rest are NPR
Hello, I'm Singleton Uematsu, welcome to NPR. Prepare for a major release of applause for the architect behind a truly class-ic framework, a gem of a developer: David 'The Rails Alchemist' Heinemeier Hansson!
What do you mean "we were not talking about software programming patterns"?
You made me look it up. Uematsu isn't dead
Factory Marx kind of slaps
Singleton is your favorite pattern? We can't be friends anymore
That's fine, they can only have one instance of a friend at a time anyway.
Plaid Cobain
Welcome to Fresh Air; I’m your host, Seersucker Gesualdo.
“I’m Gingham Hoon and this has been Cereal: Solving the Mystery of Breakfast. Join us next week as we explore the Toast Timing Paradox”
Good evening, welcome to NPR, I'm your host Tartan Cobain
I'm Sharkstooth Dawson, thank you for listening to NPR on your local member station.
Sharkstooth Lennon just for the extra punny.
“I’m Herringbone Bowie and this is All Things Considered.”
Fractal Knopfler
Don't you scare me like that
Ah shit, it said deceased, sorry 😔 !
Global, local. I'm Paisley Cornell, and this is NPR.
I'm sorry.
I’m going with “Jimi Paisley”!
i'm Penrose Cash, filling in for Houndstooth Shakur, and you're listening to NPR.
I'm Fractal Morrison, and you're listening to NPR
Now here's Concentric Lamb with the weather.
(Endless) Knot Cornell.
Hmm.
Joining me now is Flecktarn Winehouse.
I guess I'm... Plain Mercury?
Solid Mercury.
Which is pretty cold...
0K... I'll stop.
Hi, it's you brother Polka Dot Mercury here.
Chevron Shakur subbing in for morning edition. First up... just how many gummy bears can one put in their mouth? Scientists find out.
"I'm Floral Cass and you've been listening to NPR"
Gyazoo, bitches! It's ya boi, Moire Gold, with 37 minutes of Heartpounding Silence With Intermittent Cthonian Whispers! Let's get started!
Houndstooth Strummer with the anti establishment update: the establishment is winning
I'm Gingham Cornell and welcome to Dogs and Cats: Living Together!
Houndstooth Peart?
Oh hey, fancy seeing your sibling here. It's me, Herringbone Peart.
This is Marketplace with Dave Smith Aperiodic Monotile Schuldiner.
Damask Harrison at your service, and you’re tuned into Crackerbox Palace on WFMU outta East Orange, New Jersey.
I'm Toile Brockie, and you're listening to Wait Wait, Don't Taze Me
This is Ditzy Bowie and coming up next is… uh… hang on, I got it written down somewhere..
Stripe Monk... I sound more like a woodland critter.
Herringbone Barrett
Or
Plaid Kantner
Houndstooth Redding.
I'm KalimbaTvChannel Marley and it’s time to groove to some absurd aztec vibes on
Nightcore Primate Rave
I'm Sans-I/O Cobain, and you're watching Disney Channel
Ogee Sinatra.
Damn, that's a decent name.
Fractal Hutchison!
Hello, you're listening to NPR and I'm Droste Effect Mozart. Up next is NPR.
I'm Honeycomb O'Riordan and you're listening to NPR.
Penrose Dio
Bullish Abandoned Baby DMX
Good evening, I'm Geometric Croce, here with Ogee Cass for this evening's segment.
