The selection for new Pope will blow your tits clean off
For you non-Americans, Chicago is like if a hot dog became a city
This is true. Universally loved, covered by in vegetables, goes great with potatoes, that's Chicago.
I guess you could say it's a place that people relish
Ok, yeah, but it's important that it's a certain kind of dog.
Runs Minnesotanly toward you wielding a bottle of ketchup
