Mustard

It should have been sorted by penis.

MUSSSSTAARRRRRRRRRRRD

Since this seems like a preventable issue for me, I wanted to disable the Set As Desktop Background… option in Firefox.
That was not as straightforward as I thought it would be:

• Settings: nope
• about:config: nope
• userChrome.css: The Internet, and LLMs tell you yes, but actually nope

What you have to do is create a policies.json file and put that somewhere…
Here is the deeply buried site from Mozilla about that. There you will find where to put it and all the options.

For this problem a short policies.json with the following content is enough:

{
  "policies": {
    "DisableSetDesktopBackground": true
  }
}

Why did I do this in the middle of the night instead of browsing ich_iel or I dunno sleeping. Who knows…

Why do webbrowsers, file managers, always have the option "set as your desktop background" in a easy to accidentally click place in the context menu? No, i add it myself to the "backgrounds" folder if i care.

Crop to selection in Paint.net: ctrl + shift + x
Set as wallpaper in IrfanView: ctrl + shift + x

Happens to me all the fucking time.

Ctrl + Alt + Down

Now your bottle is ready to dispense delicious mustard

Leave Heather alone. There’s nothing wrong with this desktop background. Please refrain from remote connecting to her computer in the future.

And this is why we have a GPO that locks the background to a corporate image.

Are mustards in America classified by their colour instead of French, Dijon, English, Blow-Off-The-Top-Of-Your-Head, etc?

Heather doesn't lock her computer when she walks away. Don't be like Heather.

That font in the signature, the fax into, the mustard!!!

... and last but not least, how the icon placement accentuates the natural curves of that mustard bottle ...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Here's my new "you left your computer unlocked" image

We used to do this stuff to people who would leave their computers open, or flip the screen upside down.

It was a pretty benign way to teach people to lock their damn computers when they left.

HeinTz

and of all the amazing mustards available, she had to get stuck with one of the most shitty vinegary last-resort-only option

She make the directors mad, but somebody's gotta do it

Ghosts, she got ghosts in her drive

You've been yellow mustard-ed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReGLmaBl7jQ

Mustarrrrrd

If Heather is the one using the computer, why is the director of finance writing a support request for her? Or did she actually write it herself, using the name of the director?

Omgawd just change the desktop background I don't get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c65AWl6hqAs