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May the breast bump fairy visit you thrice this night
I read that as "breast pump fairy" and my first thought was "...would that work?"
What shit that was a typo, that’s what I meant to say. I stole that joke off a creep comedian in jail so I won’t credit them but it’s a fairy that flies around with a bicycle pump at night, and gives a little pump each night to all the little estrogen receivers and achievers across the world
Oh. Wow. That was quite the roller coaster there.
Also breast pumps are a thing, and not as bycicle pumps. There's a breastfeeding kind and a kinky kind. Not sure either one will stimulate breast growth though 😔
Yes sorry my internet presence can be a wild ride. I never know if I lob a comment too far but that sweet sweet validation is like UberEats and a stolen credit card to a racoon
You're fine, I just don't know what to make of that information.