Pope

This would be funny if Donald Trump didn't actually say that he should be the Pope.

I kinda a feel bad for the last pope. After his death he might have imagined people talking about his work and deeds. Instead, asshats are using AI to photoshop pope hats on the heads of idiots.

Using AI to Photoshop is next level asshat move
- Using the AI to Photoshop fake news into my deepfakes is a sigma move

Maybe I have shit humor but I love this. I need to see more crop complaint memes.
It's not a bad crop until someone points it out, and that means I've done a good job!

She used to be a contemporary Christian music artist. This is not without precedent.

IDK why everyone is shitting on Katy Perry and frankly, I feel vindicated for shitting on her since I knew she was a cunt.

Probably because she payed to be dead weight on the dick rocket that was marketed as the first all female space missions.
In reality Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman in space and because she flew solo it was also the first all female space mission.

BREAKING: Donald Trump declares himself to be Katy Perry!

Have you ever seen them together at the same time??? Hmmm???

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That’s still more Bible than most Christians have read.

im all for the idea of a pope girl this time. she has less chance of molesting kids , statistically for all that we know

The formal requirement to be Pope is a baptized catholic male. Doesn't even technically have to be a cardinal. But has to be male. Idiotic religion.
- just give her a male baptism, it isn't a brit milah, you don't really need the dongdong
- Well then get a pre-transition trans woman to be pope. That's a male girl. Then give her estrogen and see what happens
- Religion 🤝🏻 Staunch sexism
- Lol
I'd go for the holy cracker a few times over if she was giving it lol. Nah! Fuck church!

The Catholic church: Women in charge? Absolutely not.

Not even 'in charge', they don't want women to have any power.

Guys, only she can understand love since she has been up in a billionaire taxi.

I don't understand the Katy Perry hate. William Shatner took the same space trip and wasn't dumped on.

- Uuuuh
- Wow!
  
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It wasn't the trip itself thats particularly viewed as problematic, it was the atrociously patronizing marketing surrounding it and that Katy Perry is just a generally vile person. Nobody is begrudging Amanda Nguyen or Aisha Bowe being along on this trip, they've dedicated their lives to the celebration of science and supporting the work of legitimate astronauts (and I suppose arguably so has Shatner, though he's not exactly a man of flawless character)
At least Shatner's a professional fake astronaut?
William Shatner was very much dumped on. Not by us, but by Mister Proper himself.

Shatner: "It was such a humbling experience, I just..."
Bezos:"Shut up man. Just pop some champagne and act like you're celebrating with these cheap hookers I hired for you. "
Hooker:"WOOoOooOo!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GQoHIBDogU