Looks like a skullet
One of the subreddits I miss terribly is /r/divorcedbirds. She would fit in nicely. But someone cleverer than me should come up with a good backstory.
She will absolutely destroy him in the divorce.
It's a bird, so that's prob the he.
Horrible anti-idea this made me think of:
Mustaches... but grown out of wildly prolific nose hairs.
The increase in ear and nose hair is the only part of aging I despise, appearance wise. I don't mind grays or wrinkles, but having hair sprouting out of my nose and ears is not only unsightly, but they can be physically bothersome as well. Fortunately, it is easily managed, but it is another thing added to my list of shit to do.
If that bird was in a Disney movie it would be the ultra sassy character.
Classic skullet
Those are some Thaylen eyebrows right there
Go off, Queen.
