Elon Musk is running out of ideas to save Tesla

Has he considered resigning?

There are other, indirect ways to hurt Tesla.

For example, when I call a cab, I tell the dispatcher I don't want to ride in a Tesla taxi. And one dispatcher a few weeks ago told me I wasn't the only one requesting that.

Tesla doesn’t need him to refocus, the damage is done. He fucked it all up trying to impress everyone at 4 chan with his nazi salutes, deal with it chainsaw performance, firing thousands of people nonchalant, etc.

As long as he’s tied to the brand in any way it’s cooked.

Goodbye, Tesla, and good riddance. Some salutes will never be forgotten.

Become a Nazi lose your company. You have been warned.

He's tried nothing and Is all out ideas.

Is It Elon that is wrong? No it must be the consumers!

One thing that must be made clear to casual observers is that the Tesla stock price is still batshit crazy high.

The logic to support the price is:

Your are not buying the current company, you are buying the cool stuff Elon is making in the future.

Without that leap of faith, the price has to collapse. There is no way an electric car company will ever support even the current stock price.

There will be a tremendous amount of copium ingested before gravity hits, but the bigger fool theory will have its way.

Step down from Doge, open the files and lay bare this administration.

Offer to buyback every single Cybertruck.

Appoint a board of directors elected by Tesla employees, with representatives from each department to manage the long term goals and policy of Tesla.

Make a low cost, highly configurable electric car. Essentially an electric 90's Civic.

Or better yet. Pay me 500 million a year and I'll do all of this for you.

Has he tried stop being a cunt?

Who cares. Tesla is run by a Nazi. It doesn’t deserve to survive. Musk doesn’t give a shit about the environment or saving it. He only cares about his bank balance.

🖕Musk 🖕Tesla 🖕Nazis

Again i ask: have you tried not being a nazi bastard?

I mean the option's right there.

Elon was never the guy who made Tesla work. He's just a rich guy who bought it and then had to be insulated from running it because his ideas suck.

things really went to shit when he mimicked hitler. maybe in order to reverse it he needs to mimick hitler again. now what did he do to get out of the mess he created for himself?

I did nazi that one coming...

Burning your good will with your primary customer base by throwing your weight behind a political group full of the worst of society that has the public support of the statistically poorest in society wasn't a great long term plan?

Shocking, well not that shocking.

You can't un-ring being a Nazi and I won't be buying another Tesla with or without a Nazi at the helm because we all know even if he 'steps down' his fortune will still be tied to his stock ownership.

Nazi Around, Find Out

Tesla cannot be saved until and unless Musk sells his share of the company and completely divorces himself from it. Even that may not be enough, as the brand is so closely associated with Musk that his stain may not wash off, but it's their only chance.

So let me get this straight.

Elon Musk is the reason Tesla is tanking and his solution is more of him?

How many Ds of Chess is this? I’ve lost track.

The being a Nazi strategy didn’t pan out I guess

Here's a plan : leave the engineers do their work, stop interfering with innovation, and just shut the fuck up. Not sure it would save tesla, but it would get a fighting chance.

All he had to do was shut his fucking mouth. Tesla sells a competitively-price product and has a strong moat with their charging network. He is snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, all because he doesn't know how to STFU.

That's fine. Tesla was always a meme stock with no substance anyway.

We hadn't heard much from him over the past few weeks, and now we get this earnings call, and it is far worse than expected. He's known this was coming, and has been laying low, probably hoping things will improve some before making what he knows would be a disastrous earnings call. Its the equivalent of watching your diet 3 days before a doctor's appointment, hoping your weight gain and cholesterol increase won't be as bad as you know it is.

Also, it's a safe bet that his board of directors is livid, and that he has been ordered by his board to get back to work, or be removed as CEO of Tesla.

There is almost certainly a shareholder class-action suit brewing over his reckless and irresponsible behavior over the last several months, which has directly caused severe, and probably irreparable damage to the company's brand image AND it's sales around the world, as well as tanking the stock price, an unforgiveable sin in the investing world. Now that the bubble has popped, it will never inflate again. As future earnings reports are released, and sales continue to slide, the stock will continue to decline, and the cycle will continue until bankruptcy. And it is all traceable to Skum's self-indulgent, egotistical behavior.

The only question is will Skum be the only defendant, or will the lawsuit also name the individual members of the board, for not reigning him in, or firing him. They don't want to be sued alongside him, so they are forcing him to get back to work saving Tesla, thus letting them off the hook for legal liability.

Its doubtful Skum will be able to save Tesla at this point, its almost certainly too late. It is also probably too late to avoid a shareholder lawsuit. Investors have lost millions of dollars, not due to the vagaries of the market, but due to Skum's outrageous behavior, like throwing up celebratory Nazi salutes on national TV, which, as CEO, he should have realized would damage his company and its investors significantly.

And arguing that he didn't recognize the danger in advance is no excuse at all for a CEO, who should have been able to predict the response to his self-indulgent ego bender.

Shareholders have lost many millions, and they won't just let that go with an "Oh well." He's likely going to get sued, and the board is just making sure they don't go down with him.

I give Tesla two years before they file for bankruptcy, and I'm only giving it that long because HitlerPig will give him a bail out that will buy him a little time.

There is only 1 way to save that business and thats for elon to get rid of it.

Nobody is going to forget whats he's done or the fact that he is a nazi.

He should try the Nazi salut. 3rd resets the counter.

What about creating a new model, the Tesla Texas? Same old shit, but running on gasoline

Well, someone sure is propping up his fascist memestock.

Ketamine does cause brain rot

The tag is a lie -- he says he's dialing down on DOGE but we all know it is untrue -- but fortunately the authors clearly call bullshit on that claim in the middle of the article.

Has he considered suicide?

There is one very easy way to save Telsa. Musk needs leave and divest. The company can’t have anything to do with him anymore.

Even if one of his ideas were to apologize for the nazi salute I think the "saving Tesla" ship has sailed.

Has he tried selling it to his AI business tohide the losses like he did Twitter?

Elon Musk vowed to refocus on Tesla

issue is - he should have done that 2-3 years ago. now its too late
Due to sheer china cars velocity - he cant catch up.

One thing that might help is to stop carrying around that human shield. Just a matter of time after that.

Bezos car company is a lot more practical. I just wish it wasn’t bezos.

I'm curious what's going to happen if banks start calling Leon's loans since Tesla stock isn't going to be enough to cover his loans at some point, probably pretty soon.

Elon musk, resign bitch.

His real decision is going to be suing everyone that doesn't buy a tesla.

Bail out and never come back. Only way else Tesla is done.

Did he try to carry a sink into Tesla?

But you guys, Henry Ford liked Hitler toooooo!

He hasn't shot any migrants from his window in the morning. Maybe shoot migrants from your window? I don't known, that's the part I remember most about Schindler's list.

That could boost sales right?

Maybe if that $56bn bonus goes through he’ll think of something. Heh.

xAI will bail tesla out.

Elon's entire career is about creating hype with the help of his loyal sycophants and then profiting off it.

one thing to consider is that tesla does not make its money by selling cars, but by selling carbon credits to other companies

He could divest himself from the company.

Maybe you could just make like a tree and leave?

I’m sure Tesla gets an exemption from those battery cell tariffs.

How much that affects product price and influences consumers and the stock price is another question.

He's gonna sell Teslas... ON MARS! Definitely start in 5 years. Space-X will launch them!

The last idea he had for Tesla was by shitting out the cybertruck.

Let’s see what kind of a genius businessman musk is. My dad thinks that all billionaires are smart. Prove him right musk! Save Tesla from yourself.

Sinking companies is the only thing I'm actually good at!

If he were to divest/step down people would stop hating the company.

He bought it. He can save it by selling it and all the stock he has in it. The faster he fades into obscurity the better off humanity will be.

Bet he regrets stopping people from burning down Tesla stores now cause he was claiming insurance for those.

From the people who brought to you the Tesla X!

Doxing viewing surfaces! That's right! The new Tesla tells you which cars are expensive enough to drive next to you. The rear view mirrors show you if someone is Mexican or black so you can drive faster or cut them off. Extremely useful features.

Let's put that briefcase back in his hand so he can be left holding it when Tesla's stock tanks

Elon Musk vowed to refocus on Tesla

We already know his management meddling wrecks things and that his workers generally prefer him to back off and let them work effectively. This can only make thing worse for his businesses.

He's and the board are going to sell sell sell. It's done.

His shareholders must be all over him.