Pigs eating bacon

It's long pork

The rashers are unnervingly straight, it's okay it must be turkey bacon

Its human bacon.

That mouse’s hubris knows no bounds

It's how they recycle their dead.

Soylent Green for pigs

Projectile breakfast, how efficient!

So my train of thought was something like: tofu bacon… no, still kinda wrong… hey how come no weird edgy vegan brand is marketing “long pig.”