Finally, my moment has come.
But also, I love this guy:
124 0 ReplyBeautiful! Not mammalian at all
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Cyberbullying, not even once.
71 0 Reply:( sad lizard noises
7 0 ReplyAgreed :(.
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Such a mammalian post rolls eyes and licks them
70 0 ReplyThis is my darling son Tofu
*Edit: formatting
52 0 ReplyHello, tofu
9 0 ReplyTofu stands guard at the window! Thank you for keeping us safe, Tofu!
5 0 ReplyPlease tell cute Tofu that I love him and he is the best!! Thank you for sharing his cuteness with us!
2 0 ReplyA beard suggests hair, that sounds suspiciously mammalian, I hope for your sake it's just the name...
Edit: The alt text mentions that Tofu, who looks very pretty, is a bearded dragon.
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*crowd chanting* "GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE!"
"Gustave is a man-eating male Nile crocodile that roams the Ruzizi river and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika in Burundi, Africa. Gustave is rumored to have killed as many as 200–300 people, though one more recent estimate states the true figure is probably 60 people or fewer. He has obtained a mythical status and is greatly feared by the people in the region."
46 0 ReplyAm I doing this right, fellow saurapsids?
44 0 Replymmmm, no, very mammalian
34 0 ReplyElgenzay: Therapsid scum!
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I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.
My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”
All I would ever get in response was side eye.
39 0 ReplyTake your upvote and get out of here
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35 0 ReplyJust look at this skink!
34 0 ReplySpiny banana.
9 0 Replyhmm, approved
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Perfect timing! Just found this little guy in my garage and took him outside.
30 0 ReplyHe’s such a long boi!
13 0 ReplyWhere do you live that you get garage lizards like this?!
2 0 ReplySouthern California. I think it's an alligator lizard.
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There is only one true lizard king
23 0 ReplyBipedal, huh?
Mmhhh... No, very mammalian.
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Guys...
22 0 ReplyEntirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats
22 0 Reply5 0 ReplyArgonians have left the chat
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Mmmm, no, very mammalian.
19 0 Reply19 0 ReplyRacism? No, very mammalian.
20 0 ReplyI choose liz. I have to.
3 0 ReplyOk, I had to sleep on this one as it is a crucial life decision.
Froge.
Froge did me a solid.
lizard is basically a suck up.
If they got racist in the argument, that’s between them.
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17 0 Replyvery mammalian like zuck
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My sleepy little gargoyle.
13 0 ReplyMy favorite lizard is an ophiolite complex.
12 0 ReplyOggy oggy oggy.
The Lizard is a great spot.
8 0 ReplyOi Oi Oi! I'd love to visit one day.
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You literally had a nightmare?
Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.
11 0 ReplyWas he the lizard or was everyone else a lizard, I forget.
11 0 ReplyUgh, too much marsupial energy in this one /s
10 0 ReplyAnnouncer voice: Lizardman!
7 0 Replymmmm, no, very mammalian
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bugs
4 0 ReplyWelcome the reptilian overlords
3 0 ReplyNo, no, frank- stinky- you won't get rat if you keep doing it- frank- not the monitor, dont climb there- I'll call wade, dont poo on the monitor-
3 0 ReplyPlease tell me Frank is a frilled lizard. This would literally make my childhood complete.
1 0 ReplyFrank is the snake from DankPods
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2 0 ReplyUse the link function and add an exclamation mark in front of it to embed the image, like this:

2 0 ReplyI know the markdown code, but it don't work for me, nor to upload the image from the menu. Seams that Lemmy don't accept well images hosted by vgy for some reasons, only works occasionally.
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