I'd love it if they just went like "man walks nude in white house" and then show a picture of some guy walking around in a white house, focussing on the headline instead of the body of the text
Of course Science has a partisan stance .... it stands for the search for the truth and changing your perceptions according to new truths you find or in disproving truths you thought were valid
None of it is based on how you feel about anything .... no matter how wealthy, powerful, religious or intelligent you think you are