White House says it has tech that can "manipulate time and space"
White House says it has tech that can "manipulate time and space"
A speech by science adviser Michael Kratsios has attracted attention from people who think he means the U.S. now has time travel technology
A comment by White House science adviser Michael Kratsios has gone viral after a speech in which he claimed U.S. technology can “manipulate time and space,” prompting online speculation.
Kratsios, director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, made the remark during a policy address at the Endless Frontiers Retreat in Austin, Texas on April 14.
“Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity,” Kratsios said during prepared remarks published on the official White House website.
While the statement was likely intended as aspirational language about technological progress, it has since circulated widely online, with some interpreting the comment literally.
Growing up in USSR we had a saying: a comrad comes to you with a shovel, points to a patch of land and says: "you will dig from here and until supper".
I bet White House, with it's ties to Putin's Russia, means something similar.
Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity
Ok, so your on drugs. It's not a particularly unique technology tho.
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dammit
Please be Aliens bro. Please.
I, too, am a source of gravity.
They can't even manipulate their own fool heads.
“Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity”
I - too - can walk, garden, and drink coffee.
The time distortion first came when a huge number of dense people gathered at the same spot in the white house.
- General Relativity 1905
- Special Relativity 1905
- Assclown Relativity 2025
It manipulates space by “moving everything around you until the space around you is not the USA, but El Salvador,” and it manipulates time by making it seem like no time has passed as the space moves, almost like you were put to sleep with a tranquilizer (but that’s definitely not what it was)
It manipulates time by sending the entire country back 100 years, and it manipulates space by making it seem like the middle of Europe
if true this explains soooo much.
pYea, its called creative accounting ... or fraud.
To be fair, these last 3 months have felt like 3 years so maybe they're on to something.
Too bad they have it set to 1930's germany
Sure, sure… Even a plane can “manipulate time and space”.
I can too.
I can move through space all the way to next to my nightstand and change the clock's time with a little wheel behind it.
did someone just explain to this guy the half a century old tech scanning tunneling microscope that uses quantum tunneling for imaging
white house discovers cannabis
"Prompting online speculation" ... This line can be thrown into literally any news article.
The Time Machine we have at home https://youtu.be/L3LHAlcrTRA
I was expecting something along these lines
If they had the technology to manipulate time and space they'd just use it to commit election fraud
It's ketamine, isn't it?
It is called the MAGAt field of stupidity.
Oh god, the space age larpers took over
Then go get everyone’s 401k money back
There is ZERO reason to believe this.
Or at the least there is ZERO reason to believe it in the way that it was interpreted.
Come with us now on a journey through time and space. To the world of the Might Bullshit.
The pseudoscience and grift administration has embraced the Montauk Project
He who controls the past, controls the present.
I never considered the world where we invent the ability to accelerate time, and just use it for making workers work more shifts so they die even younger just to extract more value relative to those without the technology.
The cake is a lie! They shouted, certain they had grabbed the cultural zeitgeist by the tail
Crap, they found the Democrat's weather controlling space lasers.