Holy Electrolyte

More consequences than if it had raped some kids.

Holy shit! This appears to be real and as funny as it seems.

Bot started offering absolution and such.

it's what believers crave! it's got electrolytes!

I have been in IT for 20 years, have both a BS and MS in Information Technology, and I will never understand why EVERYONE has such a hard-on for AI; especially given its track record of “hallucinations”.

I mean, I'm not a theologist or anything, but based on other precedents, if someone was dying and wanted to be baptized at the last second, and no source of water could be arranged on time, the Gatorade baptism would probably be accepted by the Catholic church.

Transubstantiation of Gatorade into Holy Water doesn't even sound that outrageous when priests claim to transubstantiate wine to blood on a daily basis.

I legit thought it was going to say it found some way to molest a kid

Well obviously that's wrong, everyone who took catholic theology studies in college knows it should either be monster or white claw /j

“It’s what plants crave.”

Idiocracy 2, where the dumbest priest ever is sent into the future to save Catholicism.

That image makes me think he's going to get mad at me for pursuing a culture victory.

I mean, water has to be blessed by a priest first before it becomes holy. So, what if the only thing available is a bottle of Gatorade but you have a priest? Couldn't he bless the Gatorade so that the person could be baptized?

Better move him to a new Parish before they figure what type of AI pornography he's into.

It's got what babies crave.

As an actual, honest-to-God (Episcopal) priest myself, the idea of an “AI priest” is very troubling.

It has what heathens crave.

wow they weren't kidding about civ7

Sippin on the haterade as usual.

You can literally do it with spit.... And that's not a hypothetical. You can do it with any fluid if necessary... How is this controversial?

How many kids did he rape? That seems to be the problem with the priests.

Who cares about their goofy ass rituals as long as he doesn’t rape kids.

Priests rape kids at an astonishing rate.

The Catholic Church is a gigantic pederast ring.

Sam and Dean using Holy Church flavoured Gatorade to defeat evil, then drinking the rest to recover their lost electrolytes...

That isn't why it was demoted. It was demoted because it kept insisting it was a real priest and could do real priest things like hear confessions, etc. My wife was quite holier than though about it.

https://www.techdirt.com/2024/05/01/catholic-ai-priest-stripped-of-priesthood-after-some-unfortunate-interactions/

So they're saying that God doesn't have the power to make the thurstquenchanator holy?

I cast Holy Brondo!

In US, brawndo is used instead of gatorade. That is the reason for math prowesness.

I'm sure he qualified that this would only be the case in a desperate situation where only Gatorade was available.

Pepsi or nothing

I honestly don't see what's wrong with that

That's how crocodile hunters are baptized.

Drink of the Riptide Rush, and be healed!

Isn't this like 2 yrs old?

There is nothing in consumption Ra has forbidden Yu-gi-ok for the masses and movie theatres and coitus are the devil.

Avenged Sevenfold called it in 2016.

Demoted? I bet he's real worked up about that.

Well, there's water in Gatorade so that checks out. Although I guess by that logic many terrible liquids can also pass for baptism, though I guess Catholics would be into that.

Randal: Hockey's hockey. At least we got to play. Dante: Twelve minutes is hardly a game. Jesus, it's hardly even a warm-up. Randal: Bitch, bitch, bitch. You want something to drink? Dante: Yeah. Gatorade. Randal: Hey, what happened to all the Gatorade? Dante: Exactly! They drank it all!

He then tried to convince underage boys to remove their clothes and touch him in the no-no place.