TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world Admiral Patrick @dubvee.org 4d ago

I will haunt your dreams, my child.

🎵 Dulces sueños tan hecho de e'to (sweet dreams are made of these), my child 🎵

I 'shopped Gowron eyes on her, but it looks like I just added eyeliner. Spooky.

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Hopefully this edit will preempt any nightmares.
- I appreciate this
Kai Gowpaka:
- Awww. I liked Opaka. She definitely toked up with Bev at some point before landing of the planet where she couldn't die.
  
  Worst episode of ds9, hands down. Even worse than the quark crossdressing episode, but not by much. That at least had some 50's sitcom japery mixed in with the sleazy 90's Berman misogyny.
  
  That episode though? Motherfuckers "killed" someone by making her unkillable. Just... No.
  
  No.
Pah-wraith are scared of Gowron.
- Can't stop, won't stop.
  
  Can't stop, won't stop.
  
  I don't think anyone asked you to stop lol
  
  (sound version:)
  
  (no sound version:)
What have you done? Have you no sense of decency? ..... think of the children!!!!!

How do I unsee this?
- Antidote:
- that's the neat part. You don't.
Whoa!
- To be fair this is a great response no matter the occasion... 🥳🍾🍸🍹🍺🍷🍻🎉
Bold of you to presume that we will ever sleep again after seeing this... :-P
- BRB, putting my bed in orbit around the black hole from TNG "Night Terror". Can't have bad dreams if an alien ship from a parallel dimension is blocking REM sleep.
- You must not have a Vulcan on your ship. If it weren't for the nerve pinch, I'd never sleep.
  
  So I need to sleep with a Vulcan, got it. Wait no...
  
  I need to go to bed with a Vulcan, that's it. Wait no...
  
  I need to be touched by a Vulcan. Why is this so hard!? I mean... damnit! I'll just find me a device somewhere that simulates being touched...
  
  I'm never digging myself out of this one, am I? 🤪

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