The sound of children playing in the woods.
91 0 ReplyMate I felt a genuine chill
33 0 ReplyA fox calling at night is terrifying
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used to live in a college town and an ice cream truck owner decided to start rolling around friday and saturday night... he got a lot of drunken business
76 0 ReplyMy exact thought. Ice cream truck at the bars around 2am? Fucking killing.
45 0 ReplyHe got any burritos in that truck?
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Genius
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Someone digging a hole in their yard.
39 0 ReplyFull sunlight filling the sky. Unless you're in the far north or far south this would be very concerning.
23 0 ReplyTurns out you slept way too long and your clock stopped at 3 .
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Your phone ringing.
22 0 ReplyThat's always terrifying
12 0 ReplyI dread calls at work more than anything in life.
Just send a fucking email.
7 0 ReplyAI voice Hello, you have a pending shipment from UPS, please pay the delivery fee
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Jahovah's Witness knocking on your door
17 0 ReplyYou know, in most areas it's illegal to mow your lawn at night, but that's just due to noise regulations. If you have a smaller yard, consider mowing your lawn with a scythe at 2 in the morning. You can even wear a black robe if you want. There's no law that says you can't wear a dark flowing robe and cut your grass with a scythe at 2 in the morning.
13 0 ReplyThe sun
10 0 ReplyVisit northern country in summer like Norway, Sweden, Finland or Iceland. Its quite tranquil actually.
3 0 ReplyHappens quite often, actually!
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My dog can sometimes space out and stare at nothing during the day. I would shit my pants if that happend at night.
9 0 ReplyHe just gets a firmware update.
5 0 ReplyYou might want to mention this to your vet if you haven't already. It's probably nothing, but just in case there's an underlying health problem causing this.
4 0 ReplyThank you, this is actually sojbd advice. We did and thee is nothing to worry about, she is just aloof sometimes.
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Says you, I'll take 3am ice cream any day
9 0 ReplyIt's going to be served by a white faced clown holding a red balloon.
12 0 ReplyAnd free entertainment? You don't need to sell me any more dude, I already said yes
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Flying a kite
9 0 ReplyHello Mother dear....
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Kids getting home from school
8 0 ReplySweet Tooth will have his revenge.
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Hearing people screaming from the local amusement park
7 0 ReplyChilling 😱
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Okay, now I want 3am ice cream trucks to be a thing. Also 3 am taco trucks.
7 0 ReplyLast time I went to NYC I saw both 3am ice cream trucks, taco trucks, and other full on food trucks. It was wild.
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Bro! Anyone from Omaha? I remember hearing that ice cream truck in the LATE hours of the night when I lived in the Benson area.
2 0 ReplyLooking into my two year old bed and seeing that he's staring at me, awake but without a word.
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