The sound of children playing in the woods.
Mate I felt a genuine chill
A fox calling at night is terrifying
used to live in a college town and an ice cream truck owner decided to start rolling around friday and saturday night... he got a lot of drunken business
My exact thought. Ice cream truck at the bars around 2am? Fucking killing.
He got any burritos in that truck?
Genius
Someone digging a hole in their yard.
Full sunlight filling the sky. Unless you're in the far north or far south this would be very concerning.
Turns out you slept way too long and your clock stopped at 3 .
Your phone ringing.
That's always terrifying
I dread calls at work more than anything in life.
Just send a fucking email.
AI voice Hello, you have a pending shipment from UPS, please pay the delivery fee
Jahovah's Witness knocking on your door
You know, in most areas it's illegal to mow your lawn at night, but that's just due to noise regulations. If you have a smaller yard, consider mowing your lawn with a scythe at 2 in the morning. You can even wear a black robe if you want. There's no law that says you can't wear a dark flowing robe and cut your grass with a scythe at 2 in the morning.
The sun
Visit northern country in summer like Norway, Sweden, Finland or Iceland. Its quite tranquil actually.
Happens quite often, actually!
My dog can sometimes space out and stare at nothing during the day. I would shit my pants if that happend at night.
He just gets a firmware update.
You might want to mention this to your vet if you haven't already. It's probably nothing, but just in case there's an underlying health problem causing this.
Thank you, this is actually sojbd advice. We did and thee is nothing to worry about, she is just aloof sometimes.
Says you, I'll take 3am ice cream any day
It's going to be served by a white faced clown holding a red balloon.
And free entertainment? You don't need to sell me any more dude, I already said yes
Flying a kite
Hello Mother dear....
Kids getting home from school
Sweet Tooth will have his revenge.
Hearing people screaming from the local amusement park
Chilling 😱
Okay, now I want 3am ice cream trucks to be a thing. Also 3 am taco trucks.
Last time I went to NYC I saw both 3am ice cream trucks, taco trucks, and other full on food trucks. It was wild.
Bro! Anyone from Omaha? I remember hearing that ice cream truck in the LATE hours of the night when I lived in the Benson area.
Looking into my two year old bed and seeing that he's staring at me, awake but without a word.
