Elon Musk dies to tutorial boss in Path of Exile 2 livestream

I was really excited to read the start of that headline.

You had me at Elon died. ❤️

In the last minutes of the stream, Musk made a hardcore difficulty character he named Kekius Maximus, a 4chan-esque meme name he’s used as his display name on X. But Kekius Maximus was not long for the world. Musk died to one of the game’s tutorial bosses due to a bad connection, which subsequently concluded the stream, ending another sad, weird data point in the Elon Musk fake gamer saga.

The guy who claimed he was a top tier Quake player... who in actuality, was only scoring well in online matches, because he played on the T1 high speed, stupid expensive business line at his Zip2 business in the 90s... and performed terribly at LANs...

Well here he is 30 years later, now dying to a tutorial boss, partially due to the shitty connection of his own ISP.

Amazing.

Elon Musk dies….

Tease!

Sucking at games is not bad. Fucking human lives, exploiting countries, being a Billionaire and a fucking Nazi, is.

Elon Musk is a fake gamer girl

This is almost as embarrassing as the botched penis enhancement surgery he had.

Dude just can’t win.

Dickless, his kids won’t talk to him, and he sucks st video games?

Dudes gonna off hisself I bet.

Talk about bait and switch headline

“Elon, deep down you will always be cringe no matter how much money or power you have.”

Deep down? To me he's cringe on the very outside.

My wife thinks maybe he has a humiliation kink.

Is the PoE 2 tutorial boss any harder than the PoE 1 tutorial boss? Because if not, then thats actually crazy.

Is this actually news that matters?

Shit is, in real life these assholes live forever.

Never before have I so wished for a sentence to end earlier.

Dogshit dogeshit

Imagine sucking so bad it makes the news.

Misleading headline.

Emphasis mine:

Musk died to one of the game’s tutorial bosses due to a bad connection

Not due to being bad at the game, as the title implies. It doesn't refute the core "message" of the facts, but I despise clickbait headlines.

That post title really got my hopes up.

Have been using starlink for more than 2 years at this point and can confirm from my view that there are very few connection issues. I’ve almost never looked at my connection as the issue when gaming since getting it. It either went down completely for a few hours (2 times I can remember) or was very solid.

EDIT: Not excusing or fanboying for Musk, as his personal direction has been questionable in recent years. But talking about the technology perspective.

I laughed at Asmon being as nice as possible so he didn't upset him again. He was being roasted hardcore in his own chat. So surreal.

TBF, if he's playing the tutorial he's not pretending to know what he's doing.

What do expect out of a bonze level torbjorn main? 😆

Every one is doing that. Lowest stakes+lowest risk make brains go mush.

Is this the new "Game Journalist fails at Cuphead.....'s tutorial with on-screen instructions."

Bit rusty

He also got so many baby racist messages on stream. It he kept private messages on «because it was funny»

How autistic could he be if he sucks that bad at video games?

AHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What a poseur Elon is.