I would 100% grab the wrong die.

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Watch out. If you eat these too much you might get dicebetes.
- Die-betes was right there... lol
  
  But you have to eat more than one to get it.
- Roll for how many and what limbs will be amputated.
Holy fuck disgusting you're gonna eat all those pathogens in your hands and your friend's hands and on the table
As someone who lives in a hot climate, this sounds… sticky.
Anything is edible if you believe in yourself.
- That scene from I Think You Should Leave with the door being forced the wrong way, but with OP crunching down on a D20.
Logo is different so I guess it's not affiliated with the board game cafe in Liverpool?
They sell cakes but edible d20s on top would be sweet.
- Well yeah we all die eventually. Drugs aren't necessarily bad and hyperbole about them doesn't help because it's an obvious lie.
  That said there are points in some drug addicts lives in which death might be the preferable alternative in their eyes.
- You get a coin and your candy dice - smoke one, and you use the next available, smaller die.
  Smoke your d20? Good luck making your checks on a d12. Down to the coin? Hope you've got the massive bonuses to lift that 2 to a passing roll.
  Not a terrible way of transposing the effects of a crippling addiction into the game.

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