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Science Memes @mander.xyz fossilesque @mander.xyz 2w ago

the sweet sound of turtles fucking 😍 🐢

https://www.sciencealert.com/the-raptor-noises-in-jurassic-park-are-mating-tortoises

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Having six what?
- Martinis?
- No, it clearly says sox.
  
  Use context clues. It's about sounds, so it's obviously sax.
Imagine your the foremost expert in the world on tortoise mating and your settling into the theatre for the new hit movie, Jurassic Park.
Sex sex sex sex sex sex
Tortoises ≠ Turtles
- Tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises. Same with toads being frogs.
  
  I'm gonna choose to believe you without verifying. And I'll probably repeat this to someone who actually knows something about this.
Having Sux?
- sox
  
  some good knee-highs

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