Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes
Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes
With costs high and supplies short, people are getting creative with Easter egg traditions.
We have been painting wood eggs, one per person, per year, for over a decade. Reuse them every year and every year the hunt gets longer.
Your 37 year old child: dad please we have enough eggs and I have to be at work in 45 minutes
You: YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU FIND THEM ALL
Pretty much. There’s like 60 of them now. Can’t remember whereTF we put them all
That's a way better tradition. Bet you got a nice set of eggs
that's actually super dope
We're doing the same thing! Only been 2 years so far but excited to see the collection grow!
There's a lot to unpack here:
- This is going to be one of things future generations look back on like we look back at the Great Depression (I'm trying not to think about Great Depression 2)
- The whole trend (potato or egg) is just a waste of food. Always has been.
- Why can't people just use the reusable plastic eggs? Bonus is you can put candy inside.
Edit: Okay, thank you. Apparently we just did "Easter Eggs" wrong growing up.
Wait, do people just throw away the eggs?
I personally don't like hard boiled eggs, so I never ate them. I can't speak for anyone else.
The whole trend (potato or egg) is just a waste of food. Always has been.
How so? Did your family just throw out the eggs after Easter or something? Because we always just ate them in the days after when I was a kid.
We made pretty the eggs we would've boiled and eaten anyway. The week after easter we'd be all 'dad, you ate the one i wanted to eat!!' because we decorated it the prettiest so it was ours. It was incredibly rare the eggs didn't get eaten. We also had hollowed out eggshells my grandmother painted that we'd put in a place of honor every year.
you realise you can eat the dyed eggs, right?
I dunno, I heard eating rainbow eggs makes you gay.
This joker be like:
ewww... color.
- Yes
- Don’t you drain them out? Weird. Make the patterns, make a tiny hole, drain it out. That way you get an omelette.
- Plastic is bad. Truthfully, I don’t know enough about the carbon footprint of a chicken egg, but the plastic will live forever.
I'd say use it would be better to make and decorate paper mache eggs so as to not add to the plastic demand. Also it sounds more fun to make with kids.
The whole trend (potato or egg) is just a waste of food. Always has been.
If you leave a potato in the yard forgotten you might end up with another potato.
Alternatively, if you use fertilized chicken eggs, you might end up with a similar issue.
No one is using potatoes. Even the article confirms it when they tell you they saw online hacks make a video about how to do this for clicks. That’s their fucking source. TikTok.
No. No, they're not.
What an utterly embarrassing time to be an American.
Our historic legacy is going to be that of a fool generation that votes against our own interests and fails to stand up for ourselves.
Just be sure to let every Republican you see in public know they are traitors. Do it double for any cybertruck. They hate shame and if they feel it enough from their countrymen they will quit publicly supporting it at least. Which honestly, is better than fucking swastikas being out in public all of a sudden.
Strong depression vibes
In
Soviet Russiaamerica, we use potato for everything.Americans: doing jokes about our lack of a very important food product is very inappropriate and immoral!
Irish: you want some potatoes with those eggs?
This is stupid. No one is dying potatoes.
Videos on how to dye marshmallows, potatoes and even onions have begun to circulate on social media and news websites.
You’re right. Only asshole influencers or whatever you want to call them are making these videos for clicks.
Waste of food either way. I don’t know of hardly anyone that ate the eggs after dyeing anyway.
Edit: apparently I was surrounded by odd people that didn’t eat the eggs.
My family always did..
I don't know anyfamily who didn't eat most if not all of the died eggs after or around Easter.
My family always did as well. Eggs goldenrod with rainbow whites.
i'm curious what regions people not eating the eggs are from. we always ate the eggs and so did everyone i know
So when are we getting colorful flour sacks for children's clothing again
Why not use plastic eggs instead? Can even put stuff better than egg inside them.
They don't dye in the same way eggs do
Potatoes do?