Attorney General Pamela Bondi Directs Prosecutors to Seek Death Penalty for Luigi Mangione.
Attorney General Pamela Bondi Directs Prosecutors to Seek Death Penalty for Luigi Mangione.
Today, Attorney General Pamela Bondi released the following statement:
Today, Attorney General Pamela Bondi released the following statement:
“Luigi Mangione’s murder of Brian Thompson — an innocent man and father of two young children — was a premeditated, cold-blooded assassination that shocked America. After careful consideration, I have directed federal prosecutors to seek the death penalty in this case as we carry out President Trump’s agenda to stop violent crime and Make America Safe Again.”
By pubicly and officially assigning guilt before the trial, the chief law enforcement officer of the federal government has just:
- Tainted every juror that could serve on this case
- Proven her incompetence to the legal community
- Bought a place in the Trump family mausoleum
According to the Shitcurity Handbook of BeeStation:
- Rule 1: Everybody is guilty even when proven innocent.
- Rule 4: When in doubt, whoever you may be dealing with is a traitor. Execute him.
- Rule 5: If your weapon has a kill setting, use it. Only in death is a criminal truly stopped.
- Rule 8: Only through death is justice served.
- Rule 51: Anyone accused of being a traitor by a crew member must be executed on the spot. Do not give them a chance to weasel their way out of justice by talking things out. It's the only way that you can be sure the traitorous criminal scum are all stopped.
- Rule 54: Theft, pornography reading, trespassing, and not liking you are all signs of revolutionary activity. Beat their skulls in until they remember their true allegiance.
- Rule 55: Any massacres, ethnic cleansings, purgings, underground permabrig prisoner fights, or general mass-murder orchestrated by superiors is to be immediately sanctioned and, if necessary, unquestioningly enforced.
- Rule 66: If you murder someone on the gulag, it doesn't really count as murder.
Who can I direct to seek the death penalty for Pam Bondi?
Saint Luigi had an answer for that question. He taught that the answer could be found within!
Hmm, but I very much want to get away with whatever thing we are discussing that I would never ever actually contemplate
committingdoing in real life.
- Mass shooters: Lone wolves.
- Luigi: "HAAAANG HIM!!!"
Republicans: Fuck ‘em kids.
Careful Consideration = "MAN HE STRUCK AT A BILLIONARE COOK HIS ASS!" All of about 5 seconds worth of effort.
Our laws should not be selectively used or changed for the benefit of political posturing. She is perverting justice.
Wow I wonder what will be the penalty to Elon for the deaths of innocent people caused by the loss of their jobs.
Maybe there should be more billionaires getting the death penalty instead
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Innocent until provenguilty."A 75% reduction in words. Look at all that efficiency! Clearly, DOGE should be taking notes from Pam Bondi.