Please be an April Fools joke from literally any other courier...
Received this dreaded email after ordering something the other day.
I'm not getting my parcel, am I?
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It’s not a notification… it’s a ransom note
Back before they were Hermes, I had a similar notification for something I ordered and never received it. The app was forever stuck in "We've got your parcel". Never did find a way to contact them to ask where the hell it was!
They weren't trying to deliver it.
You were being taunted.
The "nah nah ne nah nah" is implied.
It's definitely a threat.