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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell
... or flying over the fence?
Homer
Where does Eileen work?
IHOP.
Lmao that’s good
What do you call a woman with one artificial leg?
Peg.
What about a woman with no legs?
Noleen
Consuela if she's Latina.
😆 I am learning Spanish and I approve
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pot of boiling water? Stew
What do you call a man with no arms or legs I at your front door? Matt
... or in a porn flick?
Dick
What do you call a guy on the wall? Art. What do you call two guys on a wall? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.
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