Rocky rock rocking

Sorry its a pebble.

I have to say it. That's a really nice rock.

Well rounded

Uniform oval shape

Well distributed grain

Minimal color invariance

Pauli's exclusion principle compliant

Higher than average support threshold

Aerodynamic

Hydrodynamic

No moss (that's always a plus)

No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

Negative wobblyness

3 dimensional

Positive spinniness

Nice all around silicate spectrum

Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

High end projectile index (above 0.95, that's factoring window breaking potential)

Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that's garlic grade)

Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

Gravitationally bound to Earth system

Free range Baryonic matter contents

All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the +-wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

Rate: 5/7

7/7 with rice

Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

Judgement: 👍

Clearly it's an egg of a momma stone

Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

It's a jpeg.

It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.

That's pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.

IT'S A STONE

It's not a rock, do your research

Image was made with AI

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks

The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can't be the product of chance

It's clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.

Without banana for scale it could be boulder or asteroid

Is no rock, is troll kid!

C'est pas une pierre, c'est une roche 🤪

rock

Clearly a stone.

Did you think I'd just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You've painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.

That's a rock, alright.

I would describe it more as a well rounded piece of gravel, just calling it a rock disregards the geological implications of fluid transport and energy involved with a well rounded stone of that size.

Its actually nothing like this rock. This is just a trubute!

That's not a rock. That's a picture of a rock.

That's not a rock

NO IT'S A STONE NOT A ROCK

Nah that's a bean.

It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

Hey fuck you buddy

That's actually a pebble, not a rock

That is igneous rock! You have to be specific otherwise it's just wrong and confusing!

Its a pebble

Obviously, that is a photograph of a stone.

photo of a rock

They're minerals Marie!

This is not a rock. It is just a pebble.

It's an egg

That is an island!

Nice

We are all rock on this blessed day

No alt text tho

i saw that rock posting on lemmy.ml.

It’s a lovely rock dear. Good job well done.

Go fuck yourself you rock loving perv, take your big stone post and deposit your filthy sediment somewhere else!

That's two rocks.

Prove it.

Clearly its not a rock as it is too smooth to be from nature and has been polished by hand.

Rocks aren't real people!!!! Wake the fuck up and follow your instincts! It's all a conspiracy conjured up by big GEOLOGY!

That is not a pipe

Some of you have very poor taste then. But im not here to discuss the nuances of true rockiness with YOU. Educate yourself first on grains and cracks. But I guess that would be "too much" for you.

You’re out of your element, fleshoid.

Rock N' Roll will never die! 😎🤘🎸

Fossilized Egg

This is not a pipe

That's an egg fossil

Such a old Facebook meme

Of any rock you could have posted, you post this thing? Bleh.

I’ll be taking that rare earth mineral and you will say thank you. It’s for your own safety.

Fuck you, it's a banana.

Rock and stone!

This reminds me: weren't pet rocks a thing at a certain time?

What? We're not good enough to be presented multiple rocks? Do we need to ration one of Earth's most abundant resources now?

Pretend it’s a seed

That's not a rock.

Lemmy already has enough anger. Cant we use this post to have a peaceful discussion?

This is Patrick

What size are we talking here? Looks like a pebble to me, fucker.

Why a rock?i want a snack

ce n'est pas un rocher

You cannot just say this is a ROCK! What type of rock, is it igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic rock, then what rock is it, is it granite or norite. And what is the damn mineralogy, are there any feldspars or over identifiers

No, this is Patrick!

It's a stone, Luigi. You didn't make it.

On my side it's a bitmap image

Ok.

I refuse to argue about this due to the following reasons, assumptions and attacks against your person: ...

A rock? Care to be more specific?

Everybody wants a rock to wind their piece of string around.