Rocky rock rocking

rock

Clearly a stone.

That's not a rock. That's a picture of a rock.

It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

Hey fuck you buddy

photo of a rock

Its a pebble

NO IT'S A STONE NOT A ROCK

Did you think I'd just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You've painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.

Obviously, that is a photograph of a stone.

It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.

That's actually a pebble, not a rock

They're minerals Marie!

Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

It's a jpeg.

This is not a rock. It is just a pebble.

I have to say it. That's a really nice rock.

Well rounded

Uniform oval shape

Well distributed grain

Minimal color invariance

Pauli's exclusion principle compliant

Higher than average support threshold

Aerodynamic

Hydrodynamic

No moss (that's always a plus)

No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

Negative wobblyness

3 dimensional

Positive spinniness

Nice all around silicate spectrum

Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

High end projectile index (above 0.95, that's factoring window breaking potential)

Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that's garlic grade)

Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

Gravitationally bound to Earth system

Free range Baryonic matter contents

All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the +-wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

Rate: 5/7

7/7 with rice

Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

Judgement: 👍

It's not a rock, do your research

Clearly its not a rock as it is too smooth to be from nature and has been polished by hand.

Its actually nothing like this rock. This is just a trubute!

IT'S A STONE

Sorry its a pebble.

Rocks aren't real people!!!! Wake the fuck up and follow your instincts! It's all a conspiracy conjured up by big GEOLOGY!

You’re out of your element, fleshoid.

Go fuck yourself you rock loving perv, take your big stone post and deposit your filthy sediment somewhere else!

Rock N' Roll will never die! 😎🤘🎸

It's clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.

The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can't be the product of chance

C'est pas une pierre, c'est une roche 🤪

Prove it.

Of any rock you could have posted, you post this thing? Bleh.

Fossilized Egg

That is an island!

I’ll be taking that rare earth mineral and you will say thank you. It’s for your own safety.

Image was made with AI

I would describe it more as a well rounded piece of gravel, just calling it a rock disregards the geological implications of fluid transport and energy involved with a well rounded stone of that size.

That's a rock, alright.

It’s a lovely rock dear. Good job well done.

This is Patrick

Rock and stone!

This is not a pipe

Why a rock?i want a snack

That is not a pipe

What size are we talking here? Looks like a pebble to me, fucker.

Without banana for scale it could be boulder or asteroid

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks

That's pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.

You cannot just say this is a ROCK! What type of rock, is it igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic rock, then what rock is it, is it granite or norite. And what is the damn mineralogy, are there any feldspars or over identifiers

Fuck you, it's a banana.

No, this is Patrick!

That's not a rock

i saw that rock posting on lemmy.ml.

On my side it's a bitmap image

This reminds me: weren't pet rocks a thing at a certain time?

Clearly it's an egg of a momma stone

It's a stone, Luigi. You didn't make it.

Pretend it’s a seed

Lemmy already has enough anger. Cant we use this post to have a peaceful discussion?

What? We're not good enough to be presented multiple rocks? Do we need to ration one of Earth's most abundant resources now?

ce n'est pas un rocher

Some of you have very poor taste then. But im not here to discuss the nuances of true rockiness with YOU. Educate yourself first on grains and cracks. But I guess that would be "too much" for you.

Ok.

Is no rock, is troll kid!

That's two rocks.

It's an egg

Nice

That is igneous rock! You have to be specific otherwise it's just wrong and confusing!

Nah that's a bean.

I refuse to argue about this due to the following reasons, assumptions and attacks against your person: ...

That's an egg fossil

A rock? Care to be more specific?

Everybody wants a rock to wind their piece of string around.

Such a old Facebook meme

No alt text tho

We are all rock on this blessed day

That's not a rock.