We were joking about this with one of our trans friends and at one point I said “well now we gotta get [friend] pregnant!” and I swear the look on their face was the most genuine warm excitement, like a child overhearing their parent tell another that they’re thinking about ordering pizza for dinner.
Can’t say no to that face; we must use our powers of science to make this happen.
So you suggested banging your friend and they got excited. I mean, go for it or don't be a tease. They write whole posts on reddit about this kind of stuff and it always has the most simple resolution.
Use protection.
Or don't. I ain't your momma.
Not that you should be thinking of your momma during any of this.
Unless you want to, I mean, whatever goes on in your own head is your own business.
But it is kinda weird how you're obsessed with your mother.