My application:
Pros:
- Great at cooking
- Built several gardens and chicken coups
- I have zero problem doing all the house chores if I get to wear a maid dress
- Computer skillz, love selfhosting
- Very good at handywork and fixing things
Cons:
- Im anti (generative) ai (for eco and copyright reasons)
- I will talk your ear off about planes, cars, trains, tanks, nuclear power, etc
- And the worst offender: I play warthunder
90 days fiancee but the third world country is the US. Beautiful. I offer nederland tips!
Let me just pack my programming socks
If I wasn't married I would be tempted
I wish I were eligible to participate in this trade u_u
Unfortunately this body I'm in is ugly and neglected because decades of suppressed dysphoria have dissociated me from it so hard that I stopped seeing it as mine and even being reminded that it existed stressed me out. I, unfortunately, eat my stress. And you all know how awful American food is.
Plus even if I married anyone, I'm so disconnected from my own existence in dirtspace that even if they sat in this body's lap I'd feel no closer to them than while they're on the other side of the planet, let alone a mere ocean. Hell, I'm in a long distance relationship with MY OWN BODY x_x
Deal.
Ok... Define beautiful...
Australia here as well yo. Is there any latina nerdy shut-ins finally going to have a reason to be on the same side of the planet?
Okay, but I’m not beautiful. However, my wife and her best friend are (They’re a bonded pair, I couldn’t separate them). So we need like three people, one of whom is willing to take one for the team.
Deal.
Lavender is the most beautiful colour
Any Latina baddies hiring?
