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196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone Chaotic Cookie @sh.itjust.works 1w ago

I can't believe they made boybortions illegal!

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I’m too straight to understand this, but my condolences and/or congratulations
- Thank you for your condolences and/or congratulations! It means a lot to me :3
Oi dont punch twink tummy 😭
- I wouldn’t if I could get a boybortion! I have to do to a DIY solution D:
The way boyncologist is spelled is driving me crazy. Should be spelled boynocologist*
- Aren't we overshooting the more obvious "Guy-necologist?"
- Boinkologist
missed opportunity to write "guynecologist"
Please stop hitting me in the tummy, I promise I do not need a boybortion, there is no amount of cum that can get me pregnant. I've tried.
- You must need to try harder!! (Hehe harder I’m so funny >:3)
What the twink said:
Reading this actually feels like driving my boybrain over a speedbump
WRAP IT, BEFORE YOU TAP IT!

This has been a PSA! 💫
absolutely unhinged but also totally correct

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