Exclusive: DOGE staffer, 'Big Balls', provided tech support to cybercrime ring, records show

Especially when he is a low-level cybercriminal.

Well in fairness, he seems to have made several companies while in high school. He was probably the only employee, but admittedly I sure didn't have that kind of giva shit in High School. And anyway, the range of experience or knowledge needed to be "senior" in tech is absurdly large. 4 years in the work force isn't uncommon to get to senior. Just change jobs twice and demand a title bump each time... you go from engineer to mid-level, to senior. Other people retire at 60 as a senior engineer. It's just a dumb title.

Be sure to use a burner email and through TOR network. DO NOT USE YOUR REAL EMAIL!

I mean, if democrats controlled the house he would be getting impeached, it's not the volume or quality of the crimes, it's the fact Republicans don't care.

He will never have any consequences the Supreme Court has made sure of that.

We call it Three Stooges Syndrome

It worked once. Why not twice. Why stop when no one is stopping you?

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It's the gish gallop of presidencies.

It’s all part of it.

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert.

When you complain about Big Balls at DOGE, it makes you sound ridiculous, which makes it easier to dismiss your concerns.

Reality is exceptionally mundane. I watched contrapoints video about conspiracies last night, and I was struck over and over again by this idea. Reality is boring. Why did Elon Musk decide to surround himself with 19 year old boys in his little DOGE club? Because that's exactly how he sees himself. He surrounds himself with very young, very online/techy men because he sees himself as a very young, very online /techy man. He sees himself as a popular frat boy. The outsider in politics. I guarantee you he tells them when he sleeps with someone. They absolutely have group chats where they all talk amongst themselves and include him the same way. He's just a delusional divorced man who is almost universally hated by people who aren't either literally paid to like him or incentivised to like him because of his politics and position of power.

There are literally millions of men like him in America alone. Most of them are his followers. Why does he have the position of power that he does? Cause he fucking paid for it. That's all. It's exceptionally boring. It's melodrama in its finest. America dies not with a hammer blow but with the slow whistle of air leaving a bike tire. It's anticlimactic. It's mundane hollow reality. It's a story told a thousand times before. Egotistic racist divorced man is promoted to management of an office. A few months later, after thoroughly ruining everything, the office is closed for good. Life is empty. The glory we were told was there never existed. The climactic final battle is largely fictional.

Resistance isn't really about grand fights or sweeping upheaval. It's about changing material conditions for people. Helping those who need it. Organizing communities and building solidarity. Sweeping upheaval comes as a consequence of those things, but isn't itself a conscious focus. We remember revolutions for their sweeping upheavals, for their bloody final battles. But that wasn't what people in those movements had been working for. We don't talk about the growing class solidarity in the face of repeated violence from the ruling class over decades. The disillusionment people feel from their rights being lost. We ignore those things cause they don't make good stories to tell in the moment. Resistance itself is (mostly) boring labor and nuisance civil disobedience.

Yeah it's so sad Elon actually believes the fictional stereotype of the young gifted super hacker. Fully self taught, uber smart and able to hack anything in seconds. And when they get caught they don't go to jail, the government hires them.

Except in real life those are just dumb fuck kids, calling themselves "Big Balls" and would never ever be hired by the government for IT related tasks. They only hire people with proper credentials, education and a clean sheet. You don't put criminals in sensitive positions for a reason.

In hindsight Idiocracy seems prophetic.

For shits and giggles, I tried to go the path of "yeah but..." starting with his nickname. Surely he was named "big balls" a decade or so ago by other people, no he named himself. Surely his previous connections are just that, previous and years if not decades old, no, it's 2 years, at most.

"Big Balls" is 19 y/o 🙄 at this point. He gave himself that name and has ties to unknown hackers. He has "senior advisor" status, filling a role, that should likely be filled by a bureaucrat accountant - as opposed to a kid whose resume is being a 'techbro with hacker connections' and programming knowledge.

I just have to curse here. Jesus fucking Christ! What the hell! Dummkopf, i'idiot, idiota, was zur holle, що в біса, що в біса

It has to be this fucking stupid, because the weapon of choice against democracy is idiocracy.

If I saw this as a plot of a Movie/TV show, I'd think it's ridiculous and not watch it.

This is just bizzare and absurb, this simulation is broken.

Yeah, it seems like the original Nazis tried to present themselves as some form of sophisticated aristocracy. They wouldn’t have had some kid from the Hitler Youth Boy Scouts called “Big Balls” reporting to Goebbels.

It's going to be more like Back to the Future 2 but Biff is Trump

Except we have the phrase "young people just know tech better than everyone else!" instead of: "Brawndo has what plants crave!" and we have the supposed "genius" (lol) fElon waving around a gigantic shiny chainsaw instead of Camacho's gun....

The president in Idiocracy was willing to listen to someone else… so yeah. Definitely way too optimistic.

I was gonna say. The past tense "provided" is a bit misleading when he's still doing it.

Trying googling for “photos of big balls” and get back to us.