They didn't have 32oz Mountain Dew Baja Blast either
They didn't have 32oz Mountain Dew Baja Blast either
If you're going to censor something, use an opaque black shape. These half-ass censorship attempts are ridiculous.
Fold that mofo over like a taco and mau down like a champ.
"Wanna see me shotgun this?"
Tbf when it's greasy delivery pizza and you're high what you're describing is the way to go
Americans be like "I traveled all the way to Hamburg and they ain't even got the GigaMcAssblaster Five-Pounder wit' ranch waffle fries and a gallon jug o' Mountain Dew."
Ah Belgium (or maybe NL?) definitely the place for authentic Italian pizza (that one looks good though)
Edit: likely NL
Seems to be La Perla in Amsterdam (the Netherlands). The logo matches the wine glass, the address matches the visible street sign, and most important: the place sells pizza.
Haha yeah the beers are from D'ij Brewery in Amsterdam.
And the red brick streets are very Dutch too.
Looks like Pizzeria Dol che vita, Tweede Tuindwarsstraat 53, 1015 RX Amsterdam, Netherlands
Or maybe Papa John's. I'm not sure.
It's not complete without Hot Pizz sauce
What is "ranch"?
it's mayonnaise and some other shit mixed together especially sugar. Americans use it to forget what vegetables taste like.
Pizza is a vegetable in America
It's where the pizzas roam free under the clear blue sky, while the pizzaboys herd them.
an uncut pizza?... am I supposed to take it out the oven too?
an uncut pizza?
As an American, I prefer my pizza circumcized
tbf if you have it delivered they usually pretend like it's cut
do europeans eat burritos with a fork and knife too?
I believe the rule is any food that is perfect for eating on the road while you drive 45min from your first job, to your second part time night shift job. All of that kind of food doesn't exist in Europe or at least isn't popular for some reason.
One does wonder why that might be... ^^
What are these "Burritos"?
Delicious is what they are
We leave our little donkeys to graze on the fields and grow up to become big donkeys.
We certainly don't stick them with knives and forks!
Well... not without some garlic and onion, naturalamente.
Yes. The answer is yes.
Uncultured swine.
You can't even get a Baja Blast at a Kentacohut over there?
At least they have a premise for an Operation Baja Blast 2: electric boogaloo
The cutting it yourself thing is kind of weird tho
I'd like a cannon that could shoot badgers at people, I'd call it the Badger Blast
Could you please stop badgering me? They keep scratching my face.
You just need some mushrooms mushrooms, or perhaps a snake
To be fair, that pizza looks like crap.
That looks like a pretty good Neapolitan Pizza Margherita to me.
Are we seeing the same picture?
The best pizza I've ever had was in Pompei and looked just like that
Not a bottle of ranch in sight. Obviously shit tier pizza.
What would you expect a really good margherita pizza to look like?
Like a Little Caesars Hot n' Ready
Found the american (or the person completely obliviant about Italian pizza)
The cutting I understand, normally it's precut
But ranch dressing?....noooo
