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Donald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealth

www.newsweek.com Donald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealth

"I Love King Charles," the president said in a Truth Social post.

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I think his plan would be to try to take it over and become king somehow?

Charles, fwiw, I feel like this situation is so unprecedented that you could very feasibly let him try, and then just whack his head off at some point with a fuckoff huge claymore and remark disdainfully that “his life was an insult to Our Throne and Empire”, then everyone would nod and agree, and then nip down to the pub for a pint.
- Look, no disrespect to King Chuck, but he could no more swing a claymore to any effect than Trump could string together a coherent argument.
  
  All I mean to say is that if he did something monarchic that ultimately resulted in orangeboi’s cranial region losing acquaintance with his neck and torso, I would not be upset by such a development.
  
  I think the clumsy wielding and erroneous chopping would make for an even more entertaining decapitating, but it may require for Trump to be properly tied or chained to something sturdy.
  
  Side Shower Thought: any form of capital punishment of Trump may make the English King popular again after give or take 250 years, what a celebration and historic moment that would be!
He's just saying crazy shit to distract peoplefrom all the stuff his administration is trying to do.
Wut.
I don’t think Trump realizes how many brown people there are in the Commonwealth
- Aren't the Brits also legendarily racist? Like, we had to get it from somewhere.
- He needs them to feed into the machine that powers the Elitewealth.
Brits:

“Nah bruv. We’re fine.”
I mean, go ahead. It’d be funny for America to join what they fought so hard in the 18th century to leave.

America’s founding fathers are rolling in their graves.
- I don’t know , it’s certainly better than the tyrant in charge now.
Isn't that the literal opposite of what the founding fathers wanted?
Trump HATES America
Do you want Oceania? Because this is how you get Oceania...

doublethink
NO. KINGS.
How well would US Xian nationalists (Christofascists) get along with the CoE? Is the latter, like the former, actively attempting to acquire absolute power over social matters in their country? Would the two be of like minds w/respect to doctrine?
Bout to be British innit?!

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