welcome to old age. your knees will go next.
My back: Allow me to throw myself out.
My eyes: From now on, keep text at least one foot away from me.
Hasn't happened to me because I listen to video game music and if my local grocer fucking started playing the Monster Hunter theme I would absolutely lose my shit.
(Once in Japan a small shop selling pottery was playing a song from FF5 and I bought a lovely cup out of principle).
A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it
I've heard the Ocarina of Time start screen song multiple times, in phone hold music as well as an elevator, in multiple countries.
I also heard the song of storms once on a phone hold music.
But what's wild to me is that if you stay up late at night on the cruise ship from Finland to Sweden, this plays.
The fact that they got Maurice LaMarche and Rob Paulson to be the bartenders is excellent.
Also, I just noticed. His name is Robert Paulson....... Pinky is Robert Paulson......
Yeah! Fuck the system and buy all the lovely cups!!!
I just want my grocery store to start playing JRPG OSTs. Buying vegetables while jaming to Chrono Trigger songs would be the best. Black Omen? More like best Omen.
Adds a certain level of tension to the shopping experience, plus we know stores use slow songs to slow people down and shop more.
Always be looking for worse music. Never let them figure you out.
I can't tell if death metal is mainstream or not yet, but branching into tech in 2007 is serving me well in keeping the normies freaked out.
When they start playing Master Boot Record in shops, I'll just climb into an ice floe and punt myself to oblivion.
ITLL HAPPEN TO YOU
Had this realization at a brewery and bars two years ago. The music playing there is stuff I grew up with.
I have recently rewatched community and just find myself humming the music from there, that elevator kind of music
To be honest, it's a banger.
Can't fucking wait for the grocery store to play Sandstorm.
Like when Eminem and Kendrick played the Superbowl in 2021.
i heard MCR at the grocery store and i was jamming out until this hit me and i felt fucking ancient
