Thinking about the better and cheaper stuff I have in my basement.

Wait a minute....there's something bothering me about this place.

I know!

This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!

Enjoy your death trap ladies!

Terrible but on that they charge too much for

My dumbass mind keeps saying, "remember the alcohol sales subsidize the low cost of entry. Just stick to a budget. It's not that deep."

People are like: why are you being so quiet