Somebody probably bought someone else's urine to pass a drug test, and tried heated it up to be "fresh"
Which is stupid because you could burn yourself if you don't pay attention when using (gas station) microwaves with a piss shot. Not to mention you're rolling the dice on target temp.
The smart way is to strap a flask to your thigh and let your body heat and time get it where it needs to be.
Closest microwave to the probation office.
This guy probes
I wonder if you're allowed to heat food in the piss microwave
I'll bet that pissed someone off.
when i took a drug test for employment, the confirmation form given to me by the nurse included field for urine temperature
Somebody's always warming up urine when I want to heat my chuckwagon sandwich. Sucks to wait.
I'd make really specific ones just to troll
