Jesse Watters: I'm Not Gay But Trump Looked 'Hard' In That Mugshot
Jesse Watters: I'm Not Gay But Trump Looked 'Hard' In That Mugshot
This is so cringe.
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"I'm not gay, but" is the "I'm not racist, but" of sexuality.
64 0 ReplyMethinks the gentleman doth protest too much.
18 0 ReplyDon't really think that works unless the comment involved is a complaint.
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It's okay, Jesse, you can open up that closet door and come out when you're ready. Nobody whose opinion is worth a damn will think any less of you for that specific aspect of who you are.
61 0 Replyheh. Anyone who has to qualify a statement with "I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality"... probably should just stop talking.
41 0 ReplyNot knowing when to stop talking is exactly how he got his job at Fox News 
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33 0 ReplyPrecisely.
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More like he looked soft, like geriatric skin wobbling around the fat tissue of his neck.
25 0 Replyi think he looks scared. just look at his eyes
16 0 ReplyI know that look. My cats make it when they're shitting.
17 0 ReplyI immediately thought he looked like he'd been crying.
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Face down, eyes up, half sad face, half "you can't me mad at me" smile.
He looks like a dog that shat on the floor and knows you're mad about it.
22 0 ReplyHe's doing the Kubrick stare which shows that the character has reached peak derangement. I'll hand it to Trump, though, he's a natural at looking deranged. It's like he's had a lot of practice or something.
7 0 ReplyThis was my favorite meme about it: https://images2.imgbox.com/6a/79/WYFo0nAR_o.jpeg
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Why add a conditional to your statement, it's just weird.
20 0 ReplyWhy does this Jesse Waters guy look like Caesar Flickerman
20 0 ReplyI actually am gay, and in my professional opinion Trump looked like he was about to cry.
14 0 ReplyBe a good gay and take it in your mouth Jesse. Daddy’s cock ain’t gonna suck itself.
11 0 ReplyJesse may not be gay, but he'll service Trump because Jesse is a tool--like a public fleshlight.
10 0 ReplySuck his dick already Jesse.
10 0 Reply"Trump is now the ultimate gangsta" - Dinesh D'souza
The convicted felon recognizes the superior criminal.
9 0 ReplyYeah I don’t believe him. I’m pretty sure Trump wants it to look cool so badly that his gaggle of self serving leeches is happy to pretend. I tried really hard to see even the threatening version, and there are heavily photoshopped pictures of him that look kind of cool, but I can’t see anything but reluctantly admitting he shit his pants to Jeff Sessions
8 0 ReplyI'm not even sure I believe him about the "in a heterosexual way" part.
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He looks “hard” because the Cialis hadn’t worn off. His eyes are red because urine tends to do that.
8 0 ReplyThey see what they want to see.
6 0 ReplyThey also say whatever they think other people want to see, even if they know better.
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Roger Ailes being dead is such a great thing. I hope he’s suffering a lot.
5 0 Reply??????????
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