Y'all, The Mayor is the only one who didnt fumble the bag

Is the response supposed to imply that there is actually an obvious winner? Because I think they're all fabulous

The ~~commenter~~ beekirby really wants to fuck a bird in a suit, and just assumes everyone else does too.
- Wait "the obvious" one isn't supposed to be the she/they from steven universe? On tumblr?
- Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
One of them is a very sexist & openly corrupt person in power ... wait, all of them have a sus amount of power actually (ok, only one has exclusively political power?).

TBH I’m partial to Tuxedo Pearl, but that’s more a statement on the series than anything else.

Steven Universe is such an excellent show, I can't believe it came out of Cartoon Network LMAO

Have they done anything as good since?
- It’s the same era but Over the Garden Wall
- I got really exhausted with the dialogue the internet was having about the series after it ended. People were comparing story points to ATLA and were calling the show trash because Steven “reformed” certain characters instead of “punishing” them. Like I get what they’re saying in the context of a real-world-scenario, but damn some people really missed what the show was about. Especially since it’s a children’s cartoon at the end of the day
i never even finished the show and i STILL love mr. greg. it’s one of the scant examples of a musical episode done really well.

Pearl is the only one with a properly sized hat, and she also got the cuffs right, which not all of them did.

Only bottom left has the correct fit.

Pearl, Steven Universe
- Thank you I was in my late 30s when that aired. I had no idea.

Finn is my boy, but the animation style isn’t doing his tuxedo fit any favors.

That thigh gap 🫦

I wanted to edit this in the image using gimp but couldn't do it without making the text impossible to read. The Mayor is the only one who didn't fumble his relationship out of the four

Pearl didn't fumble Rose. Rose was always going to do what she wanted. There was nothing Pearl could have done to keep Rose.

Also, Finn is a teenager. Fumbling relationships is expected at that age.
- Yeah i know, its just when i was browsing pinterst and the idea came to me. But i would argue that pearl at the beginning thought that she fumbled
- Any "fumble" is the result of the object of your affection making their own choices, lol.
Mayor has a relationship??
- I know its not really a relationships buts its funner for the sack of the joke

The monocle is where the sexy is at.

Powerpuff girls was the only good cartoon among the four so i'd pick that.

All four of those are great cartoons