Washington movie theater ceiling collapses during 'Captain America' screening

Only two people were in the theater and neither were injured.

whew. thankfully a movie no one wanted to see

Oh god, what an allegory to the current state of USA. You have the symbol of America performing to an empty theater having upset everyone in the audience except for 2 people/countries. It's coming collapse wasn't a big deal because everyone had already left the theaters. It does seem to be somewhat predictive of the future.