What's so hard for you LibeRaLs to understand‽ We're just temporarily embarrassed millionaires, once TrUmP fixes THE WORLD we'll be getting EXACTLY what we deserve!!!1!1!1

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Jokes aside, it's the best time to buy as many shares as possible! Don't miss out.
- things said shortly before jumping out of windows
- Almost, we’re getting there soon.
  
  You can't time the market. Buy today. If it falls more tomorrow, buy again.
Well it sure as hell ain’t right now
- iT’S JUst a TrANsiTIon PhAsE!

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