DOGE staffers flew to California to try and release water themselves during LA fires

There needs to be more articles like this that calls them out by name. It’s easy to name Trump and Musk, but call out the cronies too!

F*cking idiots.

These idiots actually thought the only reason the fires were still burning is because someone hasn't opened up a faucet yet, and that no one else but them have thought of it.

It's fortunate that they're so incompetent that they couldn't do any damage.

Ya know when you're a teenager and you have these delusions of grandure, and think the world would work just fine if you were allowed to run it, because these "Stupid Adults don't know ANYTHING!"

That's DOGE

The fucking idiots were not just wasting water, they were depleting the reservoirs. That water will be sorely missed in the dry season.

Reminder: pronounce DOGE as “doggy” to deny them legitimacy

Imagine Bryton and Tyler showing up at your workplace in the middle of a crisis to take selfies and tweet about how they fixed your problems.

They should have been arrested.

Fucking morons.

I'm not clear on why they doubled down on this, when it was apparently clear that the water was not going to go where they wanted it to go?

A full department staffed by people who haven’t heard of unknown unknowns.

Yelling at various department managers and threatening to call Musk might work for the agencies they’ve gutted, but yeah fucking with any fire department during an active wildfire…I don’t care who you are, you’re gonna have a bad time. Possibly shovel related.

it's not about the water, it's about OBEYING them. If Trump, his oligarchs or their puppets tell you to jump you jump or ask 'how high' but don't question them and surely don't disobey them

Flooded farmland, provided 0 help to the wildfires, and now there's less water reserve for the actual agricultural season...

Genius.

I wish I had the confidence of a DOGE tech bro even for a week.

Flying across states for a photo op? Taxpayer money well spent—if you're making satire.

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I wish someone would put me in a room with these losers

Assuming the justice system can function again, in theory, how much jail time could they get for tampering with infrastructure and public endangerment?

failed PR attempt

Elon Musk needs to be tried and sentenced to death given the level of his crimes committed in and to the US.

Domestic terrorist, got it

A couple of terms that need to be resurrected and put into common use during this MAGA Occupation:

• Quisling
• Collaborator

Smart people thinking they know everything. I know plenty of preteens that are the same way. They don't seem to understand there's a difference between knowledge and wisdom.

this whole organization runs exactly like a Seth Rogen / Michael Cera / Jonah Hill movie, except no one is likeable.

If DOGE was a movie, it would be Sausage Party.

Tyler Hassen and Bryton Shang are fascist toadies.

These Doggy stooges are sooooo freaking annoying.

Everyone take a look at these jeanuses.

Cadillac Desert should be required reading for anyone involved with California water.

They're not even old enough to rent a car. Wtf

They look like my dad after he finds a new jacket at Costco.