Stargazing Rule
The stars are mooning
OMG we're moongazing
(Actually I mostly moongaze because between the local light pollution and my astigmatism I can barely see any stars. Venus of course but she doesn't count, she's a planet.)
How do you know I'm not already gazing at star butts? 😏
Akkkkktully you're seeing star assess from millions of years ago. The ass is gone by the time you gaze at it
gazes harder
Tootrinos