Draw a big heart with an arrow through it. Emphasize the arrow.
I know it's supposed to represent Cupid, or some shit, but at some point in my life I looked at an arrow-through-heart and thought: "that's fucked up." Now I can't see it the other way.
You read the message, and it starts bleeding before your eyes. Suddenly, the blood forms a crevice in the cake through which a hand pushes its way upwards, as if a corpse crawled from its grave...
Everything is always too sweet. Store bought is literally inedible for me. One bite and I want to throw up. Most of the recipes out there are also too sweet! You have to cut sugar in half or more to get anything resembling good taste. Not only that but most traditional cakes lack sour balance. Blarh