Because there's many ghosts already, and the 2000s ghosts can't afford rent. This is why most places are NOT haunted. They are officially owned by few older ghosts, but they just rent them out, and the rent is too high to be afforded by most younger ghosts.
And those few that can afford it are too busy for any actual haunting.
Such islifedeath.LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
There have been several short windows in time where the soul pipeline was blocked because of [REDACTED], this leads to a buildup of departing souls and the most [REDACTED] of them end up getting dropped from the backlog database and, bam. Ghosts.
Just never ask them what they saw when they tried to [REDACTED] the [REDACTED]!
If I get to haunt a location when I die, I am totally making dick jokes through Ouija boards and other devices.
American houses are also more haunted than European ones despite the far longer history of dense habitation.
Now you could say this is because of some cultural reason but the real cause is much more simple.
This is actually due to HOAs binding spirits to the land forever, check your fine print people!
We haven’t been desecrating burial grounds enough lately
WHAT'S YOUR WIFI PASSWORD!!!!! (Stolen from some comedian....Aziz Ansari...?
Oh BOB SAGET!
I kind of hope Bob Saget is out there haunting someone in Orange County.
Sucking their dicks for coke.
Do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall and have like a huge cumshot?
God help those haunted by the dubstep fanatics.
Rattling chains and haunting moans? Nah, nonstop basement wubs.
I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'AAAAAAALLLL
NOW YOU WON'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF MEEEEEEEEEEEHoney, I live for this. Boo, bitch, boo.
Ghost don't haunt places at 3am if there are cats in the vicinity - scheduling issues, cats have dibs that ghosts are bound to honour (they just move their haunting at midnight usually ... that is if there are no witches around which too have them outdibed, poor spectres have to haunt at the awkward 1:30am timeslot if they want to get any work done).
School Spirits, good show
