For the glory of the Empire!

Weeeeeeeell... I'm not lying on this now: Taking a shit for the glory of the empire!

I held our cat while my wife trimmed its nails FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I got married FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

I exported the Bill of Materials spreadsheets to PDF and emailed them to the contract suppler, for the Glory of the Empire!

I got eight and a half hours of sleep FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I confirmed an X-Ray tech was on the way to the Newborn ICU, for the glory of the empire!

I played Animal Crossing, for the glory of the empire!

Sipped coffee FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Been scrolling on Lemmy, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Bought fiber gummies, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

i caught the bus for the glory of the empire

Shouted "FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!" FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Took over !conservative@lemmy.world FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Compared color swatches against a painted wall for the glory of the empire. I concluded it fell somewhere between the colors of the two swatches for the glory of the empire.

took a piss while finishing my beer FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I’m learning a new programming language for the glory of the empire!

Scooped the litter box for the glory of the empire!

Took a nap. FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

I beat my meat for the glory of the empire

I gathered eggs from my chicken coop FO4 THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

I brushed my teeth AFOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Thanks for bringing this back. I really needed it this week.

I called Central Supply to inform them we're running low on the sanitizing wipes we use to clean our desks FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I opened an image preview on Lemmy FOR GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Bought a new fifth of vodka and ate two gummies, for the glory of the empire.

I reflected on my last answer given on these, which was "stayed up past bedtime". Very honorable individuals wished me the best in my battle against fatigue, and while cherishing the responses, I felt I was promoting an unhealthy sleep pattern. So now I wanted to point this out... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Taught a child to spell CALVIN AND HOBBES, for the glory of the Empire!

I pet my cats for the glory of the empire!

Lost a game of chess FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I designed and am 3d printing a self expanding threaded insert of a threaded insert insert FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

I attempted to hail a member of my clan, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I'm doing the exact same thing I was doing the last time this was posted. Shitting. For the glory of the Empire.

I powdered my balls! For the glory of the Empire!

Sat in a hot tub, with two English sisters, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I went out to dinner with my parents FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! It's always nice when I get to spend some time with them and catch up.

I DD'd for my girlfriend and her friend FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

Ate a disappointing taco salad and then laid on my back for an hour FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Watched Severance, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I took my antidepressants FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Dislocated my thumb; for the glory of the Empire!

Also had to put our dog to sleep; for the glory of the Empire‽ His death was an honorable one and we will meet again for battle in Sto-vo-kor!

Also, ate cake for my birthday... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

It's been a long week y'all lol

I put leftover stew in the freezer FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Scratched my boyfriend's back for the glory of the Empire!

I actually read a lot of these to him last week. "Strong hair, strong heir" was freaking inspired.

I watched Severance, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I replaced a valve cover gasket for the glory of the Empire!

Set a local large language model loose on transcripts of some work meetings to generate summaries and lists of action points. For the glory of the empire!

I woke up way to early on a Saturday FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

I had a sip of bourbon FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Took my nighttime anxiety meds... for the glory of the empire!

I baked pre-made pizza buns FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Drank ginger ale FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I marinated the porkchops, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Talking on the phone with a friend about rebuilding his Pathfinder character, so it sucks a lot less for the glory of the empire

I took my meds and made some tasty food and drinks for my loved ones FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I ordered McDonalds FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I both mourned the death and celebrated the life of someone who recently passed, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Got off the couch and actually voyaged through the house to my bed for once, where I shall sleep FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

took a dab FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

I ate blueberries for the glory of thre empire.

Glory to you.... and your hoouuuuse

Finished off a poop, for the glory of the empire!

Just lit a blunt for the glory of the empire

I enjoyed a chocolate muffin and black tea at 3 am! For the glory of the Empire!

Chewed around the pit of the date I was eating and put it in the garbage FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Cussed out my mom

FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Ate a peach, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I have let loose the logs of war For the glory of the Empire!

Replied to a post on Lemmy for the glory of the empire!!!!!

Poured a glass of wine for the glory of the empire

I showed my wife memes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I fed my son and rocked him to sleep, for the glory of the Empire and the House of Fry!

Woke up at two in the morning with crippling anxiety FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Browsing Lemmy before getting up, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Hunted a quematrice, for the glory of the Empire!

I washed my fancy insulated water bottle FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I commented on a Star Trek meme post despite having seen nothing but the Chris Pine movies for the glory of the empire!

Point out the comma in this meme is superfluous* FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!




* It would have been fine with no punctuation, or you could use an ellipsis… if you want to indicate a pause.

I drank a mocha, for the warriors of the empire who's songs will forever be sung

I replaced 2 500GB drives in my PC with 2 1 TB ones from 2012 I had laying around for the glory of the empire! I also have a 60GB drive I took out of a PS3 if anyone has any suggestions as to what I should do with that.

I've just taken my Statins medication FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I took a piss FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Closed the door, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I just made pasta, a nice al fresco, with penne noodles and garlic cream sauce. Throw in some mushrooms and cherry tomatoes and it pairs nicely with a bottom shelf tequila mixed with redbull in an 2 to 1 ratio, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! hits chest audibly

I looked at different Gridfinity options FOR THE GLORY OF THE DRAWER EMPIRE!

I planted tomato seeds for the glory of the Empire!

I took a shit

I prepared breakfast and warm drinks for my household, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I made chocolate pudding for the glory of the empire! And now I will eat chocolate pudding for the glory of the empire!

Took my 15 minute break FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

I had a coffee and slice of sourdough toast, so that I might have energy for yoga this morning. FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I read through seeming endless logs from a battle simulation and used these log to improve the accuracy of the simulation. It may seem like tedious work not fitting of a Klingon warrior, but now our brothers and sisters will be more prepared with a fair simulation as they train FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I cooked a meal and cleaned the kitchen! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I took out the garbage, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I rubbed my dog's belly, for the glory of the empire.

I popped a zit on the inside of my eyelid, for the glory of the empire!

Watched Direwolf20 video FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I ate a cup of yogurt FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I battled a hairy canine attacking him with water conditioner and forged steel combs for the glory of the empire!

I planted many flower, herb and tomato seeds in trays, according to the directions on the packets! FTGOTE

I started jalapeno seeds FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I watched the pirates of the carribean For The glory of the Empire!

Didn't we have this exact same thread a week ago?

I switched my indexer from Jackett to Prowlarr FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!