Didn't see but definitely heard a woman getting hardcore railed in the next house over to the one we were in. We started joining in with the moaning and they slammed the window shut.
That's the closest I got to the touch of a woman that year.
112 0 ReplyThats.... brutal. Nathan Explosion would approve.
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I saw the window itself. It blew my fucking mind man.
39 0 ReplyHave you ever, like, really looked at a window? I mean, reeeeaaally looked at it?
22 0 ReplyHave you seen a window...on weed?
10 0 ReplyBeeee the window
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Actual window washer. Have seen:
-Tons of financial info and emails(I dont look or absorb anything but everyone leaves their shit out or on)
-Drugs
-Various sex toys
-One semi nude and very panicked octogenarian
28 0 ReplyAlistair! I'm not a window cleaner!
23 0 ReplyYYESSS!! Came here to post exactly that! Hahaha
5 0 ReplyIs there an IT Crowd sub-lem? There should be an IT Crowd sub=lem...
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I saw a forced software update, a flightless bird, then it all went black, then blue, and I've never looked back; washed clean.
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14 0 ReplyNot the answer you're looking for, but related - George Gormby - When I'm Cleaning Windows.
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