Good thing I don’t practice Santeria because I ain’t got no crystal ball
22 0 ReplyI bet you'd spend a million dollars though
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Is necromancy still ok?
14 0 ReplyOnly if you clean it all up afterwards.
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But I don't practice Santeria.
11 0 Reply… sigh
Do you have a crystal ball?
6 0 ReplyNope. I did have a million dollars l, but I spent it on fur coats and Kraft dinners for my friends. But not real fur coats, that's cruel.
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If people are allowed to put up signs prohibiting religion in graveyards some atheists have the opportunity to do something really funny
8 0 ReplyWhat about mumbo and/or jumbo? Is hocus pocus ok? Or just straight up black magic? The dark arts? Occult practices?
5 0 Replykulam practitionerss: 😈 ✨
4 0 ReplyDo we have witch police now?
4 0 ReplyThere has always been witch police. They ride pulpits instead of brooms.
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And no dog DOODOO
4 0 ReplyYou laughing, but that is great neighbouring management. Someone must have said "we're not voodooing, we're hoodooing" and the city added a no hoodooing part
2 0 ReplyHear me out, the food in this town will blow your mind.
2 0 ReplyI thought hoodoo was a rock formation.
1 0 ReplyDo the rules even count if they arent highlighted in red? You can tell the cop that you are colorblind and cant distinguish between black and white
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