I disagree.
I disagree.


Though they do have that nice spicy scent, akin to incense you'd smell at a Catholic Church, there is defo a hint of dry rot.
I was going to eat that mummy! 😠
3 0 ReplyThe British urge to eat mummies still going strong
78 0 ReplyWell, they were eaten as medicine for centuries. Not to mention as a paint and possibly for fires...
2 0 ReplyCat mummies have been used as fertilizer too.
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My god this is an outrage, I was going to eat that mummy! Fry has got to go!
17 0 ReplyDescribed by William Dampier, a 17th-century British pirate as "extraordinary large and fat, and so sweet, that no pullet eats more pleasantly".
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How do they feel when you roll them under your tongue?
15 0 ReplySmooth.
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Do not leave archeologists or geologists alone with a mummy.
12 0 ReplyOh good, I was worried.
6 0 ReplyWell and good but how is Kasparov and his lilac marigolds anything to do with it.
1 0 Replywhen I die I better be buried with some awesome cologne like these mummies!
4 0 ReplyCan I get this as a perfume? Maybe Axe could do a thing?
3 0 ReplyRelevant Smithsonian article.
I’d probably skip on the animal fat and bitumen, but cedar, juniper, and cypress all smell pretty good.
Apparently the scent could also vary slightly depending on who was being embalmed.
3 0 Replyi dunno, musky scents like that do have their place in the perfume world, in moderation.
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Axe: Spicy Pharaoh
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