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And while I'm driving my wife to the hospital to have our baby.. how fortuitous!
Odds are that one of these two things will be the highlight of your day today.
(Good luck and congrats!)
Oh that was a euphemism for taking a shit
Nah both of those things were lies. I was just joking about browsing Lemmy while driving with a pregnant woman, and then I made another lie with the shit euphemism thing. I'm a habitual liar.
Nah not really lol
It's lies all the way down...
or IS it???
theremin sounds
Another lie from you, I’ll have you know I heard NO SOUND, even though “theremin sounds” clearly implies that sounding is supposed to be taking place! This is the fifth time you lied today!
I wouldn't be so sure. Maybe they also lied to their spouse about driving to the hospital
Oh there's plenty of sounding. That's what I meant. I put a theremin in my pee hole.