You must be doing something right

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I made the right choices it seems
I've made a huge mistake
It's like if a dog fucked a gopher and a rabbit, and that threesome led to the strange chimera we see before us now
My five-year-old daughter just climbed over me, stopped to stare at this pic, and said (in a goofy voice) "Wuut da heeeyyck?"
- You must be doing something right.
- Aw, that's adorable.
And I'm glad to be seeing it here on Lemmy!
My internet journey: Random Nintendo forum > 9gag > Reddit > Lemmy > this post
Fuck
And while I'm driving my wife to the hospital to have our baby.. how fortuitous!
- Odds are that one of these two things will be the highlight of your day today.
  
  (Good luck and congrats!)
  
  Oh that was a euphemism for taking a shit
  
  Nah both of those things were lies. I was just joking about browsing Lemmy while driving with a pregnant woman, and then I made another lie with the shit euphemism thing. I'm a habitual liar.
  
  Nah not really lol

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