Scratch that itch

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- Dirty ass, probably.
  
  Could be pinworms.
She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.
- The bidet is the way.
  
  That's what I thought too, until a bunch of angry parents chased me out of the park claiming their kids drink out of there.
  
  Who lets their kids drink from a bidet?!
  
  Even wipes are better (just don't flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).
  
  Had one until it leaked and flooded the house while we were away
- You just need to get up in there a little bit.
  
  When you see red, you're clean.
Is this like based on a true story or something? Does the mentioned comic exist?
- I guess it must be this one.
  
  Funny but you might want to check for pinworms
So relatable itch
- Obligatory: wash your ass and check for pinworms.
"jup" can either be "yup" or "hup" depending on which language you're coming from. It's definitely a fun spelling of the work though

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