That's what I thought too, until a bunch of angry parents chased me out of the park claiming their kids drink out of there.Who lets their kids drink from a bidet?!
Even wipes are better (just don't flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).
"jup" can either be "yup" or "hup" depending on which language you're coming from. It's definitely a fun spelling of the work though
Dirty ass, probably.
Could be pinworms.