Human Shield
Human Shield
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Picture referred to
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Do not judge the kid before they are responsible for their actions.
Most of Elons children turn against him.
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Don't go for the head, too small. Probably useless also. All his vitals are just sitting there unprotected even by his "meatshield"
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Vivian seems pretty cool. You shouldn't assume they're going to follow after their dad. Especially if they realize he used them as a meat shield
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Have you ever heard about hydra? The whole "cut one head and two will grow" shtick? I hate Elon and I want him to die as soon as possible but he's nothing but an avatar.
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Ohhhh. So that's why he's on the shoulders. Blocking that headshot through the window.
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Those windows can take sustained .50cal fire. That kid would only count as concealment against anything deployed effectively against those windows.
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Thanks, I was wondering what they were talking about 😂
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Unintentional, facelifted, duckface.
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Bro has no idea how resilient babies are to the squish lol.
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I don't even wanna know what that guy smells like.
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All fun and games until they start taking shits.
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In The Dead Zone Stephen King predicted society would turn on a politician who used a child to shield themselves from an assassin.
I no longer think that is true, at least for members or associates of one party.
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Ah, so that's why he is so insistent on having so many children.
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I wonder if he's already working on the next one for when this one ages-out.
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Maybe he will just pay people to borrow children.
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Well, yes, obviously, he probably never even saw the kid before that. I dare some ballsy journalist to ask him, what's the kids name.
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It would be ridiculously easy to frame that as just making small talk too.
"And who's this little guy?"
"Y'know, Elon, I've only ever actually seen his name written down; if you don't mind me asking, how do you pronounce it?"
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Like... are we 100% sure that's even his kid?
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I am sure he bought it fair and square.
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So he is literally Hamas! Where is the world's most moral army when you need them! Come on IDF, drop a few hundred 2000 lb bombs!
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By the way, what's this one barcode, "X4t-2-y34rs-4g0"?
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Meh it's an heir anyway.
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I swear we are watching the origin story of Batman unfold.
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You know that kid did kind of show up out of nowhere in the past couple of months.
I've never seen him with any of his kids before.
And if you think about it, he's definitely a heartless bastard to do this.
And now I'm wondering about a lot of wealthy elites I've seen with their kids lately. Many of whom I had no idea they had kids that were so strikingly young.
Imagine being this kid and growing up and realizing one day the only reason dad ever suddenly started giving a shit about you was because he was using you as a meat shield because some guy named Luigi killed another rich guy. I'd be devastated
The chance of that kid not becoming an entitled piece of shit is really low, but I hope he can beat the odds.
Could be that they don't want thier kids to be as impacted by thier fame so keep them away from photographers... Nah they're probably just more worried they'd be easier to kidnap and might have to pay a ransom if they're more widly known.
Using innocents, especially the wounded and children, as shields are a staple of terrorists everywhere. There's a reason why Hamas was posting up in hospitals and schools constantly like it mattered much to Israel in the end.
All it takes for Elon is someone with better aim though. Aim small miss small.
Yeah it mattered so much to them that they never bombed a single school or hospital to avoid casualities! Man what humane people /s
Parkrose Permaculture did an excellent analysis of that in about ten minutes on yt.