When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellarule Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.

That accident was so bad Britain had to change its name to England

We should rename it to the gulf of canada.

Soon in America you will be pulling off the Goodyear highway system and turning into the corporate fiefdom of Mr Lee's Greater Hong Kong, hoping you have paid your citizenship dues for the month so they don't call the Rent-a-Copz and have you taken to the closest per hour private prison on a charge of illegal occupation.