Trump given power to rename Greenland 'Red, White and Blueland' under new bill tabled by Republicans
Trump given power to rename Greenland 'Red, White and Blueland' under new bill tabled by Republicans
Trump is to be given the power to rename Greenland 'Red, White and Blueland' under a new bill tabled by a Republican politician.
It is real!
https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398
Rep. Earl L. “Buddy” Carter (R-GA) released the following statement today after introducing a bill authorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Blueland:
“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland. President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal.”
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Cool. Just renamed my apartment "The REAL United States of America". Every room is now a new state. The guest bathroom is obviously "New Ohio". There. See how much that lowered egg prices?
Your apartment has 50 rooms?! I'm guessing the bathrooms are our territories?